Proven: Monocles CAN Protect You! April 7, 2015 16:00

The deliciously funny Zachary Weiner has released a new kickstarter, and it is simultaneously the most ridiculous non-sensical illogical kickstarter I have ever seen... while being completely freaking awesome. 

May I introduce the Gentleman's Single-Use Unlubricated Monocle:

This is entirely ridiculous, but I can't help but support it.